May 2013
javeliner:
think about the concept of a library. that’s one thing that humanity didn’t fuck up. we did a good thing when we made libraries
dnlhern:
i can’t believe the teen titans bought tumblr
yourfriendg00:
cute nicknames for your significant other:
old sport
old sport
old sport
old sport
old sport
old sport
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notahoe:
eyebrows can literally either make you or break you
samandriel:
venski:
owlcitee:
samandriel:
eleven used to be all bouncy and cute and adorable and now he’s becoming more and more broken and dark like nine and ten were towards their ends and that makes me nervous
take a minute to imagine how bizzarre this post sounds to other people
icant
it just sounds like you’re really emotional about math imdone
i just really love math guys
hollybethan:
princess—tveit:
Someone: You can’t cry over someone who’s not real.
Me:
theymightbeyonce:
i dont get the point of expensive baby clothes like come on you know the babys just gonna fuckin shit and puke all over it why would you spend more than you have to
Such ancient songs
Cat nurse: I hear him singing sometimes. In my head. Such ancient songs.
Face of Boe: ALL THE SINGLE LADIES. All the single ladies.
lokis-taking-gallifrey:
friendlycloud:
hitlervevo:
why the fuck cant we text the police
lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you
Relevant
they’re actually trying to do that in some places
drarna:
REALLY PISSES ME OFF WHEN YOU CATCH YOUR PARENTS GOSSIPING ABOUT YOU TO FAMILY MEMBERS LIKE TALK SHIT GET HIT BITCH
-keepsmiling:
One time I heard my boyfriend had sex with another girl. So I called and asked him about it and he denied it, so I called the girl and she denied it too, and then I called my boyfriend back and told him that the girl had told me everything and he replied with “it was just one time. It meant nothing.” And then I replied with “fuck you, she didn’t tell me anything.” And that’s still...
barricadeponine:
i wish i was a mermaid so i could have a nice shiny tail and a pretty seashell bra and a beautiful voice that i could use to entice cute boys and make them crash their ships and drown at sea so human women could rise as the dominate gender of the land
Remember when the 10th doctor had an inside joke...
totallynerd:
infernal-tardis:
AND IF YOU SKIPPED NINE YOU MISSED IT
